Christians: Since there is no unhappiness in Heaven, will your farts smell like lilac blossoms?

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Christians: Since there is no unhappiness in Heaven, will your farts smell like lilac blossoms?
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Reply:nope. talcum powder.
Reply:Somehow, that is something I%26#039;ve never pondered. I won%26#039;t start now.
Reply:When we get to heaven their will be no need to fart..lol We will have our new and glorified bodies. Just as Jesus did after he rose from the dead. But if you go to hell, you will be smelling some bad gas.
Reply:Stinky farts make me happy, so I guess I%26#039;m out of luck.
Reply:Farts will be like the smoke from pot. Everyone will get high from them.
Reply:Duh -- there won%26#039;t be any suffering from gas to begin with!





LOL
Reply:you wont neeed to fart to begin with,





and no peptal bismal.





ah paradise
Reply:I%26#039;d hope my farts would be relative to the smeller (super nasty for my good friends, nice and fragrant for people I don%26#039;t quite know), but definitely every fart needs to be at least 100 times louder than here on earth...
Reply:what kind of a question is that? i hightly doubt that there will be minor issues like that to deal with in heaven.
Reply:Mine already do.



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